
Posted on April 4, 2025
Vault 81 Socioeconomically Neutral Bucket!
At Vault 81, worlds collide. Troupes of vagabond traders pass by here each day, hoping the bottle caps they earn weigh less than the goods they trekked here to sell. Agronomists attempt to boost food yields in soil that is mostly ash. Even little kitty cats come and go, heeding only the call of the wild. But regardless if you’re a rag-clad weather-hardened peddler with a 2-headed pack beast or if you’re a plump, vault-snug dandy, you both use the same rust-proof tapered steel bucket to make your shitter go flush. That’s the egalitarianism built right into the dystopia!