Disappearing Mansion shitters!

Today’s submission comes to us from bucket brigadier ILikeSocks, who blesses our eyes with the latest shitters from Expedition 33! “Holy damn, this is literally the best story of any game I’ve played. Easily my game of the year. France came in clutch here. The closest thing I know to compare it too is that it’s like French Persona, without the high school part of the game (and thank god). Or French Final Fantasy. But if Persona is exceedingly Japanese, this game is unapologetically French.

There’s a mansion that appears/disappears and has doors all over the world. Going into them usually gives a collectable or cosmetic item. That’s where the first one is located. This first shitter is heaven. There’s so much real estate in that bathroom, it’s nuts.

The second one is Old Lumiere, the destroyed ruins of the old city before the world became the world of the game. All that’s left of the ruined building is the floor and a wall.” And a shitter! Pretty sure this very scene is in one of those fever dream scriptures: “And I saw a great white throne, from whose face the earth and heaven fled away.” As it was written, so shall it be!

Get Wrecked shitter!

One of my favorite places in the Capitol Wasteland is the breathtaking Wreck of the FMS Northern Star, a jungle gym for stealth kills with something for everyone including Norwegian-speaking raiders, mutant mirelurks, a ghoul boss named Rags, and an extremely cute bobblehead. And this shitter, with an underbite, who gives you a Stealth Boy! That’s very thoughtful of this shitter, but by this point in the game, I’m so maxxed out on stealth that I’m invisible even in full sun.

En Plein Air shitter!

For the little Super Mutant in your life - Shit sub cielo at this alfresco shitter, set out upon the terrace of this sky-lit atrium. How refreshing!

Not the Safest shitter!

Gimme danger just walking into this place without a hazmat suit. X on the floor means this shitter is highly unstable and has been marked for removal by the city!

Bunker Hill shitters!

In 1775 the American Revolutionary War was already at a rolling boil. On June 17 of that year, a clash to occupy strategic geographic points took place resulting in significant casualties, later to be called the Battle of Bunker Hill.

500 ish years later in post-apocalyptic Boston, a monument to that historic melee remains standing at Bunker Hill, in the form of these two shitters - though which represents the British and which is Colonial forces has been lost to time. I think the one on the right is the British one, because it still has a tank which could have once supported a powdered wig.

Here in 2287, the slapshod shanty town surrounding the Bunker Hill memorial is considered a bustling entrepôt for traders of all persuasions, and yet, this is the only shitter they have. I don’t mean to deride the shitters - let’s be clear that what we are looking at is a physical manifestation of Mayor Kessler’s incompetence and you cannot gain control of this place quickly enough to make up for it. Methinks this is the most ill-conceived place to shit on the entire planet. Forget the fact that the full moon of your buttcheeks are exposed at that window, how about the back of your neck and skull? If we have to say something nice, this spot affords an innovative networking opportunity.

Private Public shitter!

This is the most privacy you’re gonna be able to get in The Combat Zone - which is a place where raiders prize fight each other. One such prize fighter who you meet here is a gal named Cait, and you actually get to take her with you if you do this quest correctly. But for the moment, Cait lives here, and the Raider’s version of a lady’s powder room. A little floral rug, and a weapons workbench. That shitter looks exhausted so it goes without saying that this is the only one in the entire sports arena. Oh and Privacy, please! Thank you! THERE’S NO DOOR!!

As written by Alexandre Dumas

The Cake of Infinite Death glitch is an extremely tragic glitch in Super Mario Galaxy that can be seen by reaching a Mission 3 Launch Star in Mission 1 of Toy Time Galaxy. Luigi will be launched towards a cake, but miss, and be trapped in a death loop until his lives run out.

We’re Definitely Brewing Poison shitter!

This is the ladies’ room right outside of Professor Fig’s classroom where a shitter has been employed as an adjunct Potions professor. You know Hogwarts made that shitter audit all its classes because “shitters can’t get Ph.Ds” and then paid it the entry-level salary of a TA or some crap, because it is clearly brewing something sketchy as an act of sedition. No no, Headmaster, this potion can certainly be consumed, it’s just that it can only be consumed once.