SILENT HILL 2 White Pillow $49.99

Introducing the Silent Hill 2-Inspired Pillow, a hauntingly comfortable tribute to one of the most iconic (and oddly specific) objects in psychological horror history. This isn’t just a gag—it’s real and it has a hidden message that glows in the dark. You can actually pre-order it. But only for 7 days. After that, it vanishes into the fog forever.

  • Size: 29.13 x 18.9 inches (74 x 48 cm) – perfectly suited for strange dreams and existential dread
  • Material: Ultra-soft baby velvet pillow with a 100 count cotton pillowcase
  • Comes in a sealed vacuum bag – because of course it does
  • Features a custom SILENT HILL 2 woven label, for authenticity that hurts a little
  • GLOW IN THE DARK SECRET MESSAGE!
  • Pre-order now before the fog rolls back in.

Otherworld Hotel shitter!

At what point do you just wonder why are you even IN this HOTEL, JAMES? This is an old burned down ruin with a shitter that looks absolutely shocked to still have a toilet seat. Submitted by our extreme brigadier, ILikeSocks!

More Than Satisfactory shitter!

From bucket brigadier ILikeSocks! Much more than just satisfactory, from the game Satisfactory: “Fuck me this game is very addicting despite being a massive time waster. This game called Satisfactory where you get dropped on a planet and build a factory. This pooper is in the main hub building, one of the first things you build. Well really, it was building the building around the shitter. The shitter just came as a automatic bonus. You can also flush materials down the toilet.”

Take a Load Off shitter!

From bucket brigadier ILikeSocks, “Wake up, new Pacific Drive shitter just dropped.” Refuel, recharge, refresh at this Pacific Drive pitstop! The porcelain makes it somewhat resistant to anomaly growth, I think.

Our Bucket Brigadier of the Year 2024 is…

Please accept our apologies for making you wait an excruciating 3 months for this announcement, but good things take time. The Gaming Thrones Bucket Brigadier of 2024 is Lotus, who created this animated toilet entirely from the primordial ooze of CSS. Isn’t it beautiful! Roll your mouse over the image (or tickle your screen on mobile) to see the magic in action.

Lotus, tell the world about why you did this? “I went through the freeCodeCamp tutorial to remind myself that I actually am a senior software engineer, with 20 years of experience and I know how to make websites. After going through their CSS tutorial as part of my “certification” to make sure I could actually get a job, I realized I could make a penguin flap using CSS. I thought, Oh I betcha I could make a toilet, how hard could that be?”

Tell us about that journey: “CSS animations are really fucking hard. They’re annoying, and they’re the worst way to make things animated if they are any degree of complicated. Especially confetti. Confetti is stupid. I wanted little paper things that turned and spun and shot out like a party popper. What I got were fucking balls that shot out of the damn toilet like a fucking machine gun, and, it’s good enough, honestly. It’s just good enough.”

What are your next plans for things you want to create? “I’m moving onto things that make money.”

You, too, could create your own animated toilet using the principles of Free Code Camp’s Flappy Penguin tutorial. Go ahead, give it a flap!

The Bucket Brigadier of the Year award represents a $25 donation to the sanitation charity of our choice, to be contributed at the end of the calendar year.

Coastal Getaway shitter!

Next time you’re trekking up and down the soggy afflicted moors of the Poidsear Coast with your squib wolfhound, snap them peepers at this tumbledown shack that boasts a shitter touched by pixies! Or something. I don’t know. I genuinely have no clue what the point is of this minigame since I really lean on the tab key to skip the cutscenes. It’s another one of the scavenger hunt missions you can get in this glorified scavenger hunt universe of Hogwarts Legacy. Now, I know somebody told me what these were, and why I should interact with them, but for the life of me I can’t remember who. I think it was a teacher. Or maybe it was a merchant? But the internet doesn’t even seem to know, and that’s okay, because I really don’t actually care. I’m here to see shitters. Not listen to yap about the history and the mystery, or how my robes don’t appear to be “regulation.” I robbed these frilly pajamas from a tomb and I’ll wear them proudly.

Smirking shitter!

You sly devil, I see you grinning from the shadows! This shitter isn’t really from Danganronpa, it’s from Master Detective Archives: Rain Code, which was also created by Kodaka Kazutaka, so they can sit together.

Submitted by Bucket Brigadier Rockin T, who says: “Bro is a detective trying to find clues in the bathroom. Looking at different spots in the room, he gains detective points. No idea of the plot yet rlly, but he has amnesia. This bathroom (which is p burnt n fucked up) has a tantalizing glimpse of a toilet. The thing floating above is a shinigami.”

Audible Aura shitter!

You might want to crank the volume on this one. From Silent Hill 2 Remake appropriately abbreviated as “SH2R”.

“This shitter has an aura so strong you can literally hear it. Oh and the thing James pulls out of the wall is a button for a jukebox.” Another one from the champion of shitter hunting, ILikeSocks!

Don’t Hold It shitter!

Not the time? Are you insane? You might regret that choice if you have to wait because this shitter looks barely haunted at all. Says bucket brigadier ILikeSocks, “No shitting allowed in Silent Hill! No seriously, the plumbing doesn’t work.”

Clinical Trial shitters!

From the indie game Clinical Trial, narrated by a main character named Angel. Submitted by bucket brigadier Rockin T! “The game is a horror-romance-drama hybrid. This is Angel at her sorta friend/boyfriend guy’s house. The game is strange, it’s hard to describe. It’s abt……2 ppl w their own baggage finding each other through a clinical trial. This bathroom is from pretty far into the game. The bathroom itself doesn’t have much lore but the HOUSE has some mysteries inside.” Gosh that bathroom is super sad lookin! Check out that survival buncker-grade bare fucking bulb. It’s a lonely place to be bolted to the floor like that and I feel sorry for the shitter. No wall art, even.

The second picture is making my soul scream. The boyfriend, Lee, who has “perptual RBF and they actually talk abt it in-game” looks like he wants to be anywhere else but there, and personally, SAME. In fact, I no longer wish to EXIST as that scene is making me cringe into that lego baseplate floor AND WALLS. I can only imagine what that shitter must be feeling, having to witness it. Oh well, this isn’t my nightmare, it belongs fully to Angel and Lee. Enjoy, you lovebirds!