
Posted on March 15, 2025
Asstral Lounge shitter!
The Astral Lounge in the city of Neon is supposed to be just the coolest place ever but it’s giving Blue Lagoon vapors and the most hardcore thing you can do there is huff Aurora which is basically whippets enriched with Omega-3s. Worse than being suffused with whale hork, it does nothing. It’s like the worst excuse for the Space Police to pull you over and give you a ticket. What else can you nibble on or otherwise sniff at The Astral Lounge? How about some melon caviar, and what the fuck is that? It’s melon balls stuffed with fish eggs. The future sucks. This club does have cool full-body latex costumes, but again, why. Morrowind’s vintage drug scene is way badder than this. Anyway, here’s the shitter. It’s saturated with calming indigo blue light which is supposed to discourage certain kinds of drug use, but tragically, does nothing to deter chroming Texas shoe shine.