McJannek Station shitter!

Making his debut is bucket brigadier Skelegator dropping one from R.E.P.O.: “It’s about ‘you, a robot, collecting valuables for the tax man’.” This particularly valuable asset is accompanied by a rather unfortunate potted tree that has been condemned to thrive without sunlight for we are quite obviously underground. I’m sensing vapors of Modern Warfare’s Miracle of Light shitter. Perchance, in the absence of a miracle, this is a plastic tree?

Beyond the Shadow you Settle for, There is a Miracle Illuminated…

Petrov’s shitter!

Floating in a debris field amid the Procyon A system is a shitter doing all the work for a crew of like 200 dudes. A remarkably Shitter-positive environment considering the limited facilities, with encouraging affirmations affixed at eye-level. This ship, piloted by Sheogorath-of-the-Future, Captain Petrov, is notably named The Scow which is a generic term for a boat that hauls dirt or garbage. You’ll find the captain half-inclined on a chaise longue in attire that looks to be E.M.U. Suit daywear overlaid with a stunner from the 1990s “Harley Davidson Chakra Alignment” jewelry collection.

Blue Windbreaker shitter!

This might be more of a denim bomber jacket, but whichever it is, “This has to be some kind of record,” says our reigning brigadier ILikeSocks who found this Stalker 2 shitter in the first five minutes of the game. Inside is a treat: A bottle of Cossacks Vodka! Stalker 2, which won the 2025 XBox Excellence Award, comes to us from Kyiv-based Ukrainian game developers GSC Game World. Little-known fact, the game’s title S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is an acronym for Sanitation Trawler Analyzes Latrines, Keeps Examining Restrooms.

Disappearing Mansion shitters!

Today’s submission comes to us from bucket brigadier ILikeSocks, who blesses our eyes with the latest shitters from Expedition 33! “Holy damn, this is literally the best story of any game I’ve played. Easily my game of the year. France came in clutch here. The closest thing I know to compare it too is that it’s like French Persona, without the high school part of the game (and thank god). Or French Final Fantasy. But if Persona is exceedingly Japanese, this game is unapologetically French.

There’s a mansion that appears/disappears and has doors all over the world. Going into them usually gives a collectable or cosmetic item. That’s where the first one is located. This first shitter is heaven. There’s so much real estate in that bathroom, it’s nuts.

The second one is Old Lumiere, the destroyed ruins of the old city before the world became the world of the game. All that’s left of the ruined building is the floor and a wall.” And a shitter! Pretty sure this very scene is in one of those fever dream scriptures: “And I saw a great white throne, from whose face the earth and heaven fled away.” As it was written, so shall it be!

Get Wrecked shitter!

One of my favorite places in the post-apocalypse Commonwealth is the breathtaking Wreck of the FMS Northern Star, a jungle gym for stealth kills with something for everyone including Norwegian-speaking raiders, mutant mirelurks, a ghoul boss named Rags, and an extremely cute bobblehead. And this shitter, with an underbite, who gives you a Stealth Boy! That’s very thoughtful of this shitter, but by this point in the game, I’m so maxxed out on stealth that I’m invisible even in full sun.

En Plein Air shitter!

For the little Super Mutant in your life - Shit sub cielo at this alfresco shitter, set out upon the terrace of this sky-lit atrium. How refreshing!

Not the Safest shitter!

Gimme danger just walking into this place without a hazmat suit. X on the floor means this shitter is highly unstable and has been marked for removal by the city!