“There is a shitter in this video. I intended to go back to that stall to get a good long look at it on film. Unfortunately, I fucking shit myself before I had a chance to. I wasn’t pausing to end the clip. I was pausing because I damn near fell out of my chair.”
Hosted by Bucket Brigadier ILikeSocks: “I am straight up not having a good time. 10/10 I am scared. Toluca Prison. It was built in the mid-1800’s as a prison camp for civil war POWs and converted into a regular prison a few years later. Then it was closed in the early 1900s. There was a outbreak of some kind (according to notes) that caused coughing fits, but also maybe that didn’t happen, because I found a note from a nurse saying how no one showed symptoms and asking why they were doing tests.
Also, I dont think the prison actually exists anymore. Kind of confusing because that’s Silent Hill’s thing. But to enter you go to the Silent Hill Historical Society and end up walking down a looooooooooooooooooooooooong ass staircase into the darkness. So I think this part of the game is entirely delusions. And also jumping down the occasional bottomless pit.
Also, I’ve been in the Otherworld since the hospital and I would like to change dimensions now please, thank you. A well-read prison shitter.. I call this other one “a crippling addiction to health syringes shitter”.. Genuinely was to busy shitting myself to notice any others. Except in the A/B block area where the cells don’t even have shitters, just buckets.”
Supernatural shitter hunting game, Silent Hill 2 (The Remake), casts you as flaxen-haired documentarian “James Sunderland” as you trawl the limbo between life and death, Purgatory and Hell, cinematizing the evolution of shitter culture along the way. The metamorphosis of a town which was a total nowheresville to begin with has been difficult for these shitters to comprehend. They signed up for a life of servitude to humanity, and now they serve demons, which don’t shit at all. Their life’s purpose has been dashed, and in turn, they appear despondent, dampened, and seriously down in the dumps.
Many of these shitters appear in denial, or shock, continuing to act out what role they played pre-Otherworld. Some maintain a semblance of cleanliness in spite of it all. But tragically, as you foray deeper into the morass, these shitters merely become increasingly deranged. Many have lost their lids completely. Some appear to be attempting a DIY of their surroundings, mirroring the patchwork of their own sanity. Others have simply lost their shit. And after fully cracking under the pressure, still others have become artists, and mathematicians, a kind of genius only madness can hone.
This entire photo essay/montage was donated with great care by bucket brigadier ILikeSocks, yes these 9 screenshots amount to a $45 donation to the World Toilet Organization on World Toilet Day, which falls on November 19.
The Stoneware Sibyl confers a relic of Past, Present, and Future!
Shimmy through this sludgy kitchen crevice - the sole access point to a sanctified bunker - where camps a font of stoic wisdom! Consult with Cwenburh your most profound uncertainties of fate. And wrench an heirloom from ‘neath the trapway - ‘Tis the very gift of time!
What’s this junk that was clogging the drain? Bucket Brigadier ILikeSocks says: “A clock hand used for a puzzle.” K, but why did Cwenburh have it?
This shitter is a contender for the 2024 Blue Bowl awards.
Not exactly a shitter, but I am not complaining. This is one of the most forward-thinking, steely-gazed, no nonsense opener to a game I’ve seen in some time. Cut right to the chase, where are the shitters? This is the image that greets you as you embark on Shitter Safari into Silent Hill 2 (2024 reboot). Bucket Brigadier ILikeSocks explains: “It looks gorgeous. Never made it far in the original but I feel like everything I’ve seen so far is pretty faithful. But that’s the main menu. Pissers galore. That’s the bathroom where you start off in. It’s the wall opposite the shitters where my character’s back is facing.”
Fuck yeah! This is how we live now! Get with the winning team, lessers, we want to know immediately what the shitter situation is going to be otherwise you are wasting our time and Konami gets it!
From the reigning king of TERROR, bucket brigadier ILikeSocks, this brand fucking new Silent Hill shitter from where you first open the game. One bowl has been forever altered by evil, much like Frodo Baggins, the other remains robust and steadfast much like Samwise Gamgee in this mess. Hover over the image if you want to see what the fuck I’m talking about, because this shit is DARK.
“James Sunderland receives a letter from his wife telling him to meet her in Silent Hill which he finds very confusing considering she’s fucking dead. He goes to meet her there cause apparently he has nothing else going for him and hasn’t moved on after years of being single. He arrives in the town that’s now capable of projecting people’s fears and traumas. The first game, everyone was trapped in someone’s nightmare, but now the town is like.. more shitty, so it can happen to other people as well. So he has to deal with the monsters and shit as he navigates the fog and otherworld and comes to terms with his shit. Revealing his dark traumatic backstory. You start in the restroom with these screenshot-shy shitters behind you, washing your face, I’m pretty sure he was puking his guts up. I immediately turned around to nab the shot.”
Shittacularly Scary season has descended and this month we are fully submerged in the murky waters of FEAR! Descend into madness with bucket brigadier ILikeSocks as he explores this Deadspace shitter with graffiti in blood, no less, and just casually loots lockers while documenting the gore. Really, really messy barracks and idk whose SEVERED LEG that is because none of these other corpses are missing limbs. And just look at that guy’s neck! Anyway, the shitters are remarkably untouched by havoc which is a relief of course. It is the obvious aura of sacred sanitation that protected them from these circumstances, which are otherwise PRETTY BAD!
Join us throughout October as we delight in the nightmares - in shitter form!
