Posted on June 9, 2025
Evil HOA shitter!
A shitter of fear from (you guessed it) bucket brigadier ILikeSocks, from Resident Evil: Village, right at the start of the game. “I think the scariest part of this one is the light layer of scuz on the toilet seat.”
This photorealistic shitter boasts two plants doomed to a windowless death, and a product placement that rivals Mac and Me. I see Too Faced liquid foundation, Il Makiage mineral baked blush, very obviously Atoclassic but in a tube somehow, EO French lavender hand soap, freaking Afrin nasal spray, TBH spot treatment, Olay retinol max, what I’m pretty sure is a discontinued Origins leave-in conditioner, fuckin Cymbalta and 500 mg acetaminophen. Oh and MinTees toothpaste of course, whatever the fuck that is.