Posted on July 13, 2025
Fort-by-the-Outskirts shitter!
You guys, I DID IT! I lived long enough to document this bandit shitter located at the Fort-by-the-Outskirts which was part of my first mercenary contract. One of my secrets to survival in Stoneshard is giving up on ranged weapons. Much to my chagrin, for I dearly love a longbow. The reason I’m here at this fort is because I was geting paid to rescue a cunty, minted queen named Rickerd, the Grand Magistrate’s emissary who was kidnapped for being pretty. His special ability is Château Layabout, a passive skill allowing him to do fuck all and slurp wine at the Black Boar Inn. Don’t ask me how he got kidnapped, he literally never leaves the place. Unless… he got snatched whilst stopping by the Osbrook shitter?? Terrible to think about. Side note, his cell at this bandit fort did not have a shitter. But the bandits here use this one, it’s the only one I found, but the fort can have different floor orientations from game to game. It looks like these bandits are using straw as a way to keep the thing clean. Good on ya, yall murdering, kidnapping lunatics.