Posted on July 13, 2025
Impel Sandbar shitter!
Submitted by Bucket Brigadier Emrysin, this shitter is located on the Impel Sandbar, Mohave map in the game Wild Assault, which is sort of like Valorant but for furries. Says Emrysin, “Alec and I made a stop mid-battle to go to the bathroom. A wolf sniper killed me when I was trying to get the picture.” Your sacrifice will be remembered!
Here are two utilitarian Toilet Sentinals guarding the passage to the upper level of this industrial complex. I commend Wild Assault for any shitter at all. In this fast-paced tornado of bullets and explosions, it’s important to think about basic needs like waste elimination and I just actually realize that inclusion of port-a-potties implies that in between matches, a truck comes in here and swaps these out for cleaning and maintenance. Idk about all that, or which playable characters use this the most. The inside of that stall has got to be horrific. Rabbits and incontinent, and giant pandas stand on their heads to pee!!!!