Freeze! FBI shitter!

From bucket brigadier ILikeSocks! “Remember the pastel diner shitter? Well, I’m playing through the final draft and I went to the same bathroom in the diner. Turns out it’s an entirely different layout.” Yeah, because Rose was tripping face when she shuffled carafe-first into that 1950s sanitation diorama. And if you think that shitter is waiting to be rescued by the FBI? Guess again. This shitter is the Oracle! Heed carefully his riddles! Go ahead, place your cheeks on this seat. One side makes you grow taller and the other side will make you grow shorter!

Concerned for your Welfare shitter!

Sir?

Hover your mouse over this image to see a man who truly needs some PTO! Says bucket brigadier Rockin’ T: “It’s a horror game about a guy who gets an ‘office job’ but really he’s a witch hunter and it’s like solving puzzles and stuff. The game is also quite silly, so it’s like comedy also.” If you stumbled onto a scene like this in the ol’ Corporate Shithole, would you think this man has been addled by witchcraft? Something tells me the fluorescent lights and lack of free coffee would be the first to take the blame.

Back Alley Bowling shitters across the wasteland!

Just south of the Rook Family house on the Commonwealth’s East Coast, there’s a lil’ oceanside shitter with a sink on the side of it! I’m a huge fan of sanitation facilities with set-apart sinks, and it looks like this shitter might actually have been mostly for the use of whoever was running this little ticket booth. The shitter itself has been understandably traumatized by WORLD WAR III, and as a result barricaded itself inside the splintery shanty surround. While you can’t open the stall door, if you ask really nicely you can say hello through the massive gap in the stall dividers.

Notice the poster for Back Alley Bowling! Let’s take a look at those shitters while we are on the subject, shall we? Like someone fired a junk cannon full of bowling balls right through the damn walls.

Cat’s out of the shitter!

Submitted by bucket brigadier Rockin’ T! These are from the horror game Cat in the Box and interactively jazzes you up for Shitter Safari. High-tech toilets even appear to have sinks on the backs of them. “The game is basically about a YouTuber in a spooky mansion that was once inhabited by a cult. I walked into a new area and got a Steam trophy called “Toilet” for finding the bathroom. At first the stall doors are all closed, so you can only knock on them bc they might be occupied but when you walk over to the left side of the room all the stall doors suddenly and very loudly open at once. Also you can wash your hands in here and flush the toilets. There’s also ANOTHER toilet in a different room, just kinda openly in the middle of this room with a pile of skulls in it.”

Square ass, round hole shitter!

Built for beauty rather than accessibility, this purple scallop shell has been repurposed as a shitter that Spongebob could only use uncomfortably. From Spongebob Squarepants: Lights, Camera, Pants! Doubly unethical, as the scallop shell is part of the scallop’s body, or CORPSE in this instance. Scallops are bivalves that build their own shells using minerals excreted by their mantles, and they hold their shells together using their adductor muscles. This is the barbarian equivalent of a chalice made from a skull. Guess this is a horror game.

Submitted by bucket brigadier Rockin’ T!

Malden Center shitters!

Damn, next time you try to kill a shitter, you better make sure he’s dead because when the side of Malden Center subway opens up like some crate out of Carfax Abbey to reveal an entombed shitter who is very much alive and pissed, you’ll be wishing you did! And, in case you were thinking about going swimming DO NOT, because if you can read, there is deep cold water here. Actually, just leave these shitters alone. They obviously do not want to pestered, and have been through so much. Although I will say the dandelion yellow tile is rather cheerful.

Mid-Life Metamorphosis shitter!

When the world ended, most people and things ended with it, either because they got vaporized by hydrogen bombs or because their jobs were all eliminated and they couldn’t figure out what to do with themselves next. But not this intrepid shitter, who took one look at the plumbing that was no longer running, the plumbers that were now skeletons, and the plumbing trade unions that were now raider factions wielding sections of pipe as weapons and said, “Somewhere, there’s a new world of purpose for me.” Armed with only her courage, this shitter picked herself up out of the rubble and completely reinvented herself. Ok, so her tank is gone, but look, she’s literally holding down the fort at this campsite. When the world told this shitter she no longer had any value she got herself a whole new career. They all said she was crazy, but baby, maybe you gotta be a little bit crazy to do something wild and brave. And if you think this shitter glances backward even for a second, you’re wrong, kiddo. She’s not the type to ring up her old frienemies just to let them know she’s all right, better than all right, that she’s got a sweet little life she fought like hell for. This shitter is the type to say, “Let them die wrong about me.”

And yes I’m playing Fallout again, I’m missing like 15 achievements.

Six Feet Under shitter!

This one is right in the Baldur’s Gate cemetery, simply called “Graveyard”, located in the Lower City north of the Forge of the Nine. Next time you’re exhuming 8 or 9 corpses for quest items and loot, don’t worry about having urgent needs because there’s a shitter nearby, perfect for when you need to put something back into the ground. Though I am wondering what these buckets were for, and why it’s looking like it was under construction for an addition, possibly an awning or carport?