
Posted on January 1, 2025
Modern art shitter!
This is Connor II shortly before he took one to the skull and had to get reloaded into a new body. On the hunt for a killer who makes figurines out of the only scupltable material in the bathroom. Yeah… It ain’t clay. But who died, you may care? Why it was Carlos Ortiz, a fat slob who stumbled backwards over a pile of beer bottles and - woopsie - got stabbed 28 times in the gut by his robot manservant who I guess he was torturing for months? In Shitsmear City, grown men break their toys when they get drunk. How did Carlos afford an android living in this heap doing fuck all for income? Nobody bothers asking the shitter what happened, who definitely saw more than his fair share. Turns out (surprise) the killer is a guy who doesn’t even have a name, he’s just called Deviant. Nice. Just remember to thank your microwave and give your playstation a hug and just maybe Earth’s humans can sidestep a similar fate when the kids who skipped grade school during COVID all become old enough to use AI.