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Posted on September 20, 2024

Cat’s out of the shitter!

Submitted by bucket brigadier Rockin’ T! These are from the horror game Cat in the Box and interactively jazzes you up for Shitter Safari. High-tech toilets even appear to have sinks on the backs of them. “The game is basically about a YouTuber in a spooky mansion that was once inhabited by a cult. I walked into a new area and got a Steam trophy called “Toilet” for finding the bathroom. At first the stall doors are all closed, so you can only knock on them bc they might be occupied but when you walk over to the left side of the room all the stall doors suddenly and very loudly open at once. Also you can wash your hands in here and flush the toilets. There’s also ANOTHER toilet in a different room, just kinda openly in the middle of this room with a pile of skulls in it.”

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Posted on September 18, 2024

Square ass, round hole shitter!

Built for beauty rather than accessibility, this purple scallop shell has been repurposed as a shitter that Spongebob could only use uncomfortably. From Spongebob Squarepants: Lights, Camera, Pants! Doubly unethical, as the scallop shell is part of the scallop’s body, or CORPSE in this instance. Scallops are bivalves that build their own shells using minerals excreted by their mantles, and they hold their shells together using their adductor muscles. This is the barbarian equivalent of a chalice made from a skull. Guess this is a horror game.

Submitted by bucket brigadier Rockin’ T!

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Posted on July 7, 2024

Malden Center shitters!

Damn, next time you try to kill a shitter, you better make sure he’s dead because when the side of Malden Center subway opens up like some crate out of Carfax Abbey to reveal an entombed shitter who is very much alive and pissed, you’ll be wishing you did! And, in case you were thinking about going swimming DO NOT, because if you can read, there is deep cold water here. Actually, just leave these shitters alone. They obviously do not want to pestered, and have been through so much. Although I will say the dandelion yellow tile is rather cheerful.

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Posted on July 7, 2024

Mid-Life Metamorphosis shitter!

When the world ended, most people and things ended with it, either because they got vaporized by hydrogen bombs or because their jobs were all eliminated and they couldn’t figure out what to do with themselves next. But not this intrepid shitter, who took one look at the plumbing that was no longer running, the plumbers that were now skeletons, and the plumbing trade unions that were now raider factions wielding sections of pipe as weapons and said, “Somewhere, there’s a new world of purpose for me.” Armed with only her courage, this shitter picked herself up out of the rubble and completely reinvented herself. Ok, so her tank is gone, but look, she’s literally holding down the fort at this campsite. When the world told this shitter she no longer had any value she got herself a whole new career. They all said she was crazy, but baby, maybe you gotta be a little bit crazy to do something wild and brave. And if you think this shitter glances backward even for a second, you’re wrong, kiddo. She’s not the type to ring up her old frienemies just to let them know she’s all right, better than all right, that she’s got a sweet little life she fought like hell for. This shitter is the type to say, “Let them die wrong about me.”

And yes I’m playing Fallout again, I’m missing like 15 achievements.

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Posted on June 17, 2024

Six Feet Under shitter!

This one is right in the Baldur’s Gate cemetery, simply called “Graveyard”, located in the Lower City north of the Forge of the Nine. Next time you’re exhuming 8 or 9 corpses for quest items and loot, don’t worry about having urgent needs because there’s a shitter nearby, perfect for when you need to put something back into the ground. Though I am wondering what these buckets were for, and why it’s looking like it was under construction for an addition, possibly an awning or carport?

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Posted on June 12, 2024

Wilson’s Gate shitters!

An array of various prison shitters available for your incarcerated use in Baldur’s Gate. These are from a place called Flymm Cargo. Loving the ‘bunkbed’ style on the middle cell. With a little ladder leading to the top? Something I don’t really get about Baldur’s Gate prisons is how empty they are. Yeah there are always a freaking skeleton, makes no sense, these must have been sitting empty for over 100 years. Mighty puzzling given the breadth of sheer crime saturating the streets. Pretty much you only meet like one guy in all these catacombs and he looves it here! Even if you offer to break him out, and he praises the fact no one bothers him there.

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Posted on June 11, 2024

When the Edibles Kick In shitter!

“Alan Wake Episode 1 starts off in a very pastel bathroom with an exposed shitter. You know the fanfic “My Immortal”? This DLC was basically that in video game form. It’s called “Night Springs”, based on Twilight Zone. You play as Rose the Waitress who, in the base game, is kinda airheaded but in the DLC you get to experience what is essentially her poorly-written fanfiction. She’s the world’s greatest waitress, animal sanctuary runner, and fan site admin. You start in the bathroom, leave for the front of the restaurant and do some stuff like collecting pie plates and refilling coffee, then a singing wall fish tells you the main character is in trouble. So you load up a double-barrel shotgun and start blasting the Possessed, who in the DLC are called Haters.”

Submitted by Bucket Brigadier ILikeSocks! Rose encountered some saucer at the truck stop contaminated with liquid acid and just went with it. Big Mouth Billy Bass is her god now but instead of singing “Don’t Be Cruel” by obscure Brooklyn-born R&B singer and songwriter Otis Blackwell, it’s “Mean” by Taylor Swift.

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