Posted on April 6, 2025
Not for the Lessers shitter!
What in the upper crust, old money, trust fund tyrant hell? Yeah, it’s lovely in this place, but it’s rank-locked to Prefects. First-years may not shit here. It has two toilets, here’s one of them. Exclusive, yet, I don’t like how far away from the bathtub they keep the towels. Imagine slipping and breaking your face on that marble pillar just trying to get dry? Speaking of which, this decor strongly implies this was once a branch of JP Morgan Chase. Not sure what the function of the pearl in the alcove is, or why it gets a special chair. The murlocs in the far end giving bedroom eyes spout water when you turn a knob. The bathtub is gorgeous, but also bombastically huge. How many people are meant to be in this at any given time? I think each faucet is supposed to be a different kind of soap, but couldn’t you just verbally tell one faucet in a normal-sized tub what kind of soap you wanted? Saponifica Strawberry-Kiwiosa!