Smirking shitter!

You sly devil, I see you grinning from the shadows! This shitter isn’t really from Danganronpa, it’s from Master Detective Archives: Rain Code, which was also created by Kodaka Kazutaka, so they can sit together.

Submitted by Bucket Brigadier Rockin T, who says: “Bro is a detective trying to find clues in the bathroom. Looking at different spots in the room, he gains detective points. No idea of the plot yet rlly, but he has amnesia. This bathroom (which is p burnt n fucked up) has a tantalizing glimpse of a toilet. The thing floating above is a shinigami.”

Audible Aura shitter!

You might want to crank the volume on this one. From Silent Hill 2 Remake appropriately abbreviated as “SH2R”.

“This shitter has an aura so strong you can literally hear it. Oh and the thing James pulls out of the wall is a button for a jukebox.” Another one from the champion of shitter hunting, ILikeSocks!

Don’t Hold It shitter!

Not the time? Are you insane? You might regret that choice if you have to wait because this shitter looks barely haunted at all. Says bucket brigadier ILikeSocks, “No shitting allowed in Silent Hill! No seriously, the plumbing doesn’t work.”

Clinical Trial shitters!

From the indie game Clinical Trial, narrated by a main character named Angel. Submitted by bucket brigadier Rockin T! “The game is a horror-romance-drama hybrid. This is Angel at her sorta friend/boyfriend guy’s house. The game is strange, it’s hard to describe. It’s abt……2 ppl w their own baggage finding each other through a clinical trial. This bathroom is from pretty far into the game. The bathroom itself doesn’t have much lore but the HOUSE has some mysteries inside.” Gosh that bathroom is super sad lookin! Check out that survival bunker-grade bare fucking bulb. It’s a lonely place to be bolted to the floor like that and I feel sorry for the shitter. No wall art, even.

The second picture is making my soul scream. The boyfriend, Lee, who has “perpetual RBF and they actually talk abt it in-game” looks like he wants to be anywhere else but there, and personally, SAME. In fact, I no longer wish to EXIST as that scene is making me cringe into that lego baseplate floor AND WALLS. I can only imagine what that shitter must be feeling, having to witness it. Oh well, this isn’t my nightmare, it belongs fully to Angel and Lee. Enjoy, you lovebirds!

Asstral Lounge shitter!

The Astral Lounge in the city of Neon is supposed to be just the coolest place ever but it’s giving Blue Lagoon vapors and the most hardcore thing you can do there is huff Aurora which is basically whippets enriched with Omega-3s. Worse than being suffused with whale hork, it does nothing. It’s like the worst excuse for the Space Police to pull you over and give you a ticket. What else can you nibble on or otherwise sniff at The Astral Lounge? How about some melon caviar, and what the fuck is that? It’s melon balls stuffed with fish eggs. The future sucks. This club does have cool full-body latex costumes, but again, why. Morrowind’s vintage drug scene is way badder than this. Anyway, here’s the shitter. It’s saturated with calming indigo blue light which is supposed to discourage certain kinds of drug use, but tragically, does nothing to deter chroming Texas shoe shine.

Haunted Rental shitter!

Rental is v short, free, indie and I think broken bc I actually couldn’t finish it due to what appeared to be a glitch preventing the final door from appearing BUT! it had a toilet. The first one is her response to clicking on the toilet, the second one is that I got these hallucination things going on throughout the house and it just so happened that the first one triggered while in the bathroom. You can barely tell but there’s a shadow-y figure on the window which shows up periodically throughout the house as you get these visions. The game is basically just abt this little bunny girl getting trapped in this house n having to perform a ritual to get out n is a horror game.”

Stay strong, bunny girl, you’ll defeat the visions! Submitted by bucket brigadier Rockin T!

Gen Alpha Chortle shitter!

This post is brought to you by Bucket Brigadier ILikeSocks! From the game Return to Grace: “Shitter of the future, I think. Do they just shit in the grate and then wafflestomp it down? I haven’t found any others yet. It’s an alright story but I take it in short bursts. It’s a walking sim, You’re an explorer/archeologist lady looking for some lost spire that used to house an all powerful AI called GRACE that allowed humanity to spread out among the stars before she was lost and humanity fell into a dark age. GRACE has been shut down for like 700 years, running on minimal power when you find her so there’s only her Logic processing that’s on. You unlock Empathy who’s a hippie, you also unlock Control who’s a douche and super bombastic but also has the emotional range of like a small child. So I think the idea is adding Empathy makes them stop trying to act like an adult? But then you have to start combining processes to get stuff done. So “Pal” is Control and Empathy, he’s kinda annoying. And “Mom” is Empathy and Logic.” Leave it to a sim to assume something called “Mom” would have the capacity for either one of those. Go ahead, roll the dice on “Mom”, see if you don’t get Scapegoating Theocrat.

Disappointment shitter!

This game doesn’t want shitters to be great. And especially when you’re playing as Markus. You sashay into the Stratford Building looking like Corpo Rat Neo ready to follow the white rabbit to the shitter on the 47th floor but all you find there is last season’s second runner-up in the HAIX Workwear Fashion Show (Waterproof Lines). Hidge. Outside of why this dope needed a janitor costume at all, when he already had business attire and could have strolled in with a fake ID, the more important question is why Detroit: Become Human is hiding the shitters. And especially in the Markus chapters. They block you from seeing Lance Henriksen’s shitter in the very beginning of his story, instead zooming in bizarrely on a bay window with the sounds of birds tweeting, as if that is something better than the best thing ever which is some 1%’s luxury shitter?