Posted on March 2, 2025
Disappointment shitter!
This game doesn’t want shitters to be great. And especially when you’re playing as Markus. You sashay into the Stratford Building looking like Corpo Rat Neo ready to follow the white rabbit to the shitter on the 47th floor but all you find there is last season’s second runner-up in the HAIX Workwear Fashion Show (Waterproof Lines). Hidge. Outside of why this dope needed a janitor costume at all, when he already had business attire and could have strolled in with a fake ID, the more important question is why Detroit: Become Human is hiding the shitters. And especially in the Markus chapters. They block you from seeing Lance Henriksen’s shitter in the very beginning of his story, instead zooming in bizarrely on a bay window with the sounds of birds tweeting, as if that is something better than the best thing ever which is some 1%’s luxury shitter?