Posted on May 17, 2024
The Lizard shitter!
This shitter lives in a burnt apartment that has a lizard painted on the door. The key to the Lizard Suite is kept in a little porcelain lizard too! So I guess there’s a theme. During this trial, The Oaf has to cut off a piece of his finger in front of a camera - I guess the allusion is that lizards sometimes lose their tails, except those grow back. The finger, not so much. Good thing you never went to the cops, Oaf, otherwise you might be out of this mess already. But then we never would have seen this shitter, a little grimy but still standing watch like a steadfast soldier. I will admit that the thing this game does really well is having shitters in pretty much every chapter, even if the characters don’t make use of them as Thinking Spots as they ought.