Posted on December 16, 2023
Aventus Aretino’s shitter!
So I can’t believe we’re already here, but after 10 years of Shitters of Skyrim today we see the very very last bucket in my coffers. I’ve combed Skyrim from stem to stern and there are no more shitters to be found within its borders, so this is a solemn day. This shitter belongs to Aventus Aretino, the Nord child with the Imperial name, who lives all by his lonesome. After his mom died Aventus was made a ward of the state and sent to Honorhall Orphanage. So that place totally sucks and there’s torture tools nailed to the wall where they keep their shitter, and the main bitch who runs the place likes to make the kids cry. She’s the sort of guardian who thinks harsh conditions build character. As you may well know, it is exceedingly rare for any person to actually succeed in breaking free from a high-control system of abuse, but Aventus did it and boldly escaped back to his home of Windhelm where he now spends his days performing the Black Sacrament so Grelod gets what she deserves. As you can see from the second image, his prayers were answered. All he needed was the fucking Dragonborn I guess. I don’t normally have anything against Constance Michel but look at her! She’s not even lifting a finger to help. And what about everybody else in this community? You all know what goes on in this place, you’re not even going to do anything about it, just as long as it’s not happening to you it’s all good, right? Those people are basically as bad as Grelod and I am more than happy to level pickpocket on every one of them.