
Posted on August 17, 2025
Aunt May’s hideous pepto bismol shitter!
Lordy Me! This is some never been renovated since this house was built in 1937 shit! Submitted by Bucket Brigadier Rockin’ T, this Spider-Man 2 bathroom is in Aunt May’s house, “but it’s in disarray after her passing. Peter’s been living here n he always needs to rush out suddenly. N she’s not around to clean up after him. Peter makes a comment when he walks in that he might spruce it up w some candles.” Really, Peter? Candles? Not Lysol? Windex? I mean some of this can’t be helped, for instance, the wallpaper ain’t going anywhere too soon. But what excuse can you conjure for the standing water on the floor, you filthy pig. The toilet, dude!! Open the shower curtain, let that thing dry out! A window that can open is considered rare quality loot in the shitterverse, PLEASE USE IT! Something about great power and great responsibility, anyway, I’m sure Aunt May is deeply disappointed from the grave and frankly so am I. And what’s with the cow portrait?