Posted on November 2, 2025
The Outer Worlds Tutorial Zone and the Urinal of Secrets!
Bucket Brigadier Swolito blessed us with these shitters from the opening sequence of Outer Worlds 2: “This is in the Horizon Point Station (part of the Global Protectorate base).” It’s nice that someone was trying to clean this first one, equipped with a submarine door with art nouveau gingerbread detailing to let the stink out. His gaze sees all! The second image is so eerily reminiscent of Faldar’s Tooth that it really makes you stop and think about the perennial nature of shitters.
There are propaganda posters above every Place To Pee, as seen in this filthy bank, which may at first seem dystopian until you realize you can just tune them out or play a game of how many hidden dicks are in each image. But what you can’t tune out is the nagging question. Why are there so many urinals in this place? Would 10 men at any given point really need to pee here at the same time? Was that urinal carousel originally intended to be sinks? And if you get 4 people to pee there at the same time, does it open a Chamber of Secrets in the vacuum of space?