Posted on October 24, 2025
Boston Mayoral shitter!
When the bombs fell a lot of people lost their shit, and pretty much everyone lost their jobs except this shitter who was made interim Mayor of Boston while his predecessor gave up in a bathtub nearby. Remarkable. You can actually see the transfer of power in this historic photo, wherein the erstwhile mayor has pinned the official title on the shitter via the holotape left on the closed lid. In essence, the contents of the mayor’s final message to the Commonwealth was (spoiler alert) “Stay fresh, cheese bags!” This bitch was out of here. Good luck, everybody else, including his wife and children. Harsh, but just what you should expect from figureheads we hire to smile stiffly (and apologize weakly when they fail to avert tragedies). But this shitter is different. He followed through. Taxes DID get lower, the very minute he took office. However, hazardous emissions irrevocably increased - and that’s gonna sting at the debate!