Posted on December 20, 2025
USS Constitution shitter!
Oh no, it’s fully submerged in filthy, radioactive water and can never be restored! Unless somehow this swampy water can be drained?? This is the shitter at the site of the USS Constitution, a heavy frigate-turned-museum-turned-robot charging station-turned-rocketship. The entire area is being stalked by a scavenger gang led by Mandy Stiles, a rough sort who has a perpetual bitch face and shitty attitude. No judgment, I’d look like that too if the scrap I could actually use to rebuild human civilization was being guarded by a fucker named Captain Ironsides, a sentry bot roleplaying as a 18th-century naval captain. I always side with the scavs on this one. Robots took over the USS Constitution but they were created to serve the people and NOT to hoard resources while the PEOPLE scrounge for bits of wire like common, ferret-faced crackheads. Anyway, the robots are all talk. You could disable them with a fork in a heavy downpour.
In this view, the shitter has been fully redacted and the rest of the fixtures no longer have functioning levers of power. Unfortunate. I guess this is what happens when you take something precious for granted, something that everyone who came before you worked hard for and even died to protect. You could rebuild a new shitter out of the rubble, and it might work, but it won’t really ever be the same.