Posted on December 8, 2025
Shamrock Taphouse shitters!
If you collect pre-war tech, you’re definitely going to want to get your hands on Drinkin’ Buddy. He’s Teddy Ruxpin with a fatty liver. You can find him at the Shamrock Taphouse at Boston Harbor where he is being unappreciated by illiterate, greasy thugs. On your way to rescue your new best friend, you’ll find these shitters. The men’s room has been refitted as a sculpture garden with a sort of frat house-style, makeshift bar and is protected by an explosive device. Since there are no ladies for miles, the ladies room has been repurposed as a bunk for this singular “lucky” loser. It is conveniently shituated (typo and I’m keeping it), but it hasn’t seen bleach in two bennies and this whole place is crumbling into splinters.