Posted on December 7, 2025
Med-Tek Research shitters!
Radiation poisoning is one thing but what you really wanna watch out for is this green shit permeating the air at Med-Tek Research. Creepy! In 2287 this place is still in lockdown because it seems one or more of its permanent residents tried to escape containment back in 2077. This made the security system go WEE OO WEE OO and ever since then the doors don’t open. Makes sense, the bombs deprived this world of DeVry University, IBM SkillsBuild, Thinkful, and University of Phoenix Online so nobody knows how to execute “sudo systemctl stop lockdown.service –now” anymore. It then falls to you, a hero out of time, to successfully terminate the lockdown protocol and gain access to the nifty crap still trapped inside.
In the first pic, we see what happened to one of the scientists who didn’t escape the lab, which looks pretty awful, I’ll give you that. Of course, it’s nothing compared to what happened to the guy who DID escape but wrote a novella about how he never found his wife again. I’ll leave it up to you if you want to cry yourself into smithereens and read that story on the wikia. Anyhoo, check out the second picture with a hover image that is too adult for the internet! Surprise, it’s a cartoon dick made from a ladle and billiard balls. Though the shitstorm happening at Med-Tek may have robbed these epidemiologists of their skin, it was not able to rob them of urge to be immature mere moments beforehand. Gaming Thrones holds space for this story. INSPIRED!