Posted on December 6, 2025
East Boston Preparatory School shitter!
Yeah, this is the shit I’m talking about. This is school like I remember it, this is the harsh, cruel reality. Multiplication tables, long division, state capitols, being forced to play the recorder, and shitting in an ice-cold steel bucket behind bars on a layer of plywood. This particular slapshod court is presided over by Judge Zeller who, wielding his architect’s pen like a cudgel, repurposed this location into a ruffian prison stuffed to the gills with kidnapped peddlers. Raiders XOXO Traders, not the way they should because they could probably get a sweet deal on a steady supply of Sugar Bombs if they were a little nicer to them.