Posted on October 23, 2025
Mass Pike Interchange shitter!
Anyone would be delighted to stumble across this survival bunker with everything you could need - a place to sleep, stow your gear, take a shit in near-privacy, and read comics. This is a hard-won sanctuary, as this shitter is being held hostage by notorious Winlock and Barnes, gunner commanders in power armor. I mean they don’t have to be in power armor. If you sneak enough, they will just be chilling in their regular human armor (potato-toned flesh!) which is much easier to puncture. I recommend that approach, since there will also be an Assaultron and other miscellaneous goons present at this overpass bullet rave.
Back to the shitter, who is being held hostage. After busting through the security and freeing her, you are rewarded with the shitter’s priceless heirloom: The last surviving copy of Grognak the Barbarian: Fatherless Cur!, which bestows an unarmed/melee +5% critical perk. Don’t be intimidated by the whole messy, complicated love triangle between MacCready, Winlock, and Barnes. Being a fatherless cur isn’t actually all that terrible, and both of those idiots have (tattooed on their damn foreheads) the most common blood types in the universe, so they’re really not all that special. Just average, angry meat.