Reeb Marina shitter!

Ah, the shitty of brotherly love! This one is located at the Commonwealth’s Reeb Marina, where twin brothers Eugene and Malcolm died through a lethal dose of spite. Yeah, some say blood is thicker than irradiated water but whoever said that didn’t have a family that would kill each other out of merely being annoyed and irritated. In Eugene’s case, Malcolm was so fed up by him that he boobytrapped a birthday cake to trigger a trio of Mr. Handy to attack anything in the room.

We find some of the evidence of their strife in this shitter, where a scrawled toilet-themed note can be found. Hover the image to see Malcolm’s response. I wonder what finally did it for Malcolm? What sort of mistreatment could have been simmering over the decades to inspire him to finally snap? We already know Eugene hated the way Malcolm drank coffee, and would scream shrilly when Malcolm didn’t do just as he commanded. But perhaps Eugene also enjoyed pointing out that Malcolm was never Mother’s favorite. Perhaps Malcolm was always forced to wear Eugene’s old crappy, ripped hand-me-downs, just because his parents were “over it” by the time it was Malcolm’s turn to discover what it meant to be “cool.” Or perhaps Eugene just picked Malcolm apart at every turn, from his hobbyist interest in writing adventure stories, right down to his rather ordinary affection for kittycats.

Who can say. But in case you were wondering, the reason I’m so sure Eugene wasn’t some kind of misunderstood saint is because the nearby computer stores a diary entry proving he actually also tasked the Mr. Handies, but to kill Malcolm, five full days prior.