Posted on November 1, 2025
Name Pending Saloon shitter!
From bucket brigadier Swolito, this Outer Worlds 2 shitter is coming to us from the Name Pending Saloon where Sanitizer Magnus misses a spot on the important parts, the back of the lid and the tiles around the throne base. And the tiles on the wall behind the shitter. I think he’s doing his best, considering whatever celestial body this is has a different gravity density and oxygen saturation than the one Sanitizer Magnus’ origin species evolved to thrive on. THAT WOULD BE US. HUMANS. A couple of years ago, a study came out that basically showed if humans did leave Earth, and colonize Mars, the duration of daylight is different enough from Earth that it would induce senility in a matter of days. But hey, let’s keep the dream alive that we actually could go land someplace else and just pick up where we left off like it’s no big deal. Otherwise, we trashed this Eden for nothing.