Posted on September 14, 2025
Biblically-accurate shitter!
What happens if a shitter sees its own shadow? Such things never occur outside the realms of HELL! Here’s “Belphegor”, Ambassador of Filth (Type: Irritable!). Belphegor inexplicably drops silk yarn, but he has other traits as well. He’s the Governor of Sloth - happy for him - yet he “excels at invention and discovery” which generally contradicts what he governs completely? According to Persona, this imagery derives from “Ba’aal Pe’or, Syrian god of abundant crops”. Again, not sloth, but what do I know? I myself have only briefly dabbled in sloth, industry, and farming separately, I’ve never tried them all lumped together.
Belphegor is a miniboss who guards King Kamoshida’s megalomania fort from his strategic perch of a tankless toilet throne. Bucket Brigadier ILikeSocks explins: “The volleyball coach was abusing his team and the school covered it up. We can go into people’s sub-conscious and steal their heart causing a change in their behavior, so we do that to force the gym teacher to confess to his crimes. The school is a castle and the gym teacher is its king, King Kamoshida, because that’s how his distorted subconscious sees it.” Honestly, most high school gym teachers are afflicted with megalomania, and I see that as a keystone of toxic patriarchy. My own high school gym teacher would play a merciless game of “Simon Says” just to avoid supervising team-building games, so I totally get it.