Posted on March 24, 2025
Coastal Getaway shitter!
Next time you’re trekking up and down the soggy afflicted moors of the Poidsear Coast with your squib wolfhound, snap them peepers at this tumbledown shack that boasts a shitter touched by pixies! Or something. I don’t know. I genuinely have no clue what the point is of this minigame since I really lean on the tab key to skip the cutscenes. It’s another one of the scavenger hunt missions you can get in this glorified scavenger hunt universe of Hogwarts Legacy. Now, I know somebody told me what these were, and why I should interact with them, but for the life of me I can’t remember who. I think it was a teacher. Or maybe it was a merchant? But the internet doesn’t even seem to know, and that’s okay, because I really don’t actually care. I’m here to see shitters. Not listen to yap about the history and the mystery, or how my robes don’t appear to be “regulation.” I robbed these frilly pajamas from a tomb and I’ll wear them proudly.