Posted on December 9, 2025
Terran Biomass shitter!
“Something stinks”, and it’s brimstone! This unit… cannot be controlled! This shitter may technically be Terran, but she’s an untamed free spirit and she is no sweetie-pie, buster. This shitter’s Tamagotchi is a Behelit. She’s got a tattoo of a snake eating a pomegranate and one of those dual-chain piercings across the nasal supratip. She smokes cloves and studies Hemomancy at the University of Metaphysics. She’s probably a fire-spinner and she’ll definitely steal your phone. The only sugar she has for you is what she dumped in your gas tank and it was YOUR fault! This shitter is not the one. Plan on shitting behind that boulder if you don’t want trouble.
This StarCraft 2 shitter has been submitted by Bucket Brigadier Lotus!