Posted on September 18, 2024
Square ass, round hole shitter!
Built for beauty rather than accessibility, this purple scallop shell has been repurposed as a shitter that Spongebob could only use uncomfortably. From Spongebob Squarepants: Lights, Camera, Pants! Doubly unethical, as the scallop shell is part of the scallop’s body, or CORPSE in this instance. Scallops are bivalves that build their own shells using minerals excreted by their mantles, and they hold their shells together using their adductor muscles. This is the barbarian equivalent of a chalice made from a skull. Guess this is a horror game.
Submitted by bucket brigadier Rockin’ T!