Posted on December 28, 2025
Emerald Stair Gatehouse shitter!
At the edge of a cliff, overlooking a scenic view of the Godless Altar, there’s a fancy privy just for the guards at the Emerald Stair Gatehouse. This is one of the best shitters I’ve found so far in Avowed, which is saying something, since I haven’t found very many. We would like more shitters, please!
This sturdy, well-crafted dual shitter has all the trimmings: A sailcloth awning to keep out the rain and sun, a privacy screen that almost excuses the lack of a door; a shovel or hoe intended to keep the ground neat where possible; a lantern outside to help the guards find it in the dark. There’s even a primitive handwashing station set on a nearby bench. By frontier standards, this shitter passes inspection, but receives an OSHA compliance rating of Acceptable. A small deduction was made due to unprotected cliffside exposure posing a foreseeable assassin hazard.