Posted on December 26, 2025
Stable Relationship shitter!
When you make landfall (read: Get shipwrecked) on the island of The Living Lands, you’ll find a town called Claviger’s Landing (awkward, since the eponymous claviger croaks the day you get there). Within this town is a fairytale romance between a straw damsel and her groom, specifically the guy who works here at this horse barn. Nothing is too good for his princess. This a pastoral bungalow has all the luxury anyone could hope for in Claviger’s Landing. And it has its own shitter!