Posted on November 8, 2025
Command Room shitter!
Submitted by Bucket Brigadier Rockin’ T, this redshifted shitter is where you go when you need to call in a favor to NORAD on your 1980s AT&T touch-tone phone! “The red light is flashing and the phone is ringing and when I pick it up, a cutscene plays w an ominous phone call. This one’s in one of the patient rooms and the patient is a headless mannequin, but there’s blood where the head would’ve been.” Send not to know for whom the shitterphone rings; it rings for thee! And it’s roughly the same size as a phone booth in here. The real nightmare is trying to use that sink! The last person who tried to squeeze into this sardine can said “fuck it,” left their chanclas, and gave up.