Posted on October 15, 2025
Water Main shitter!
Ever think about where your skeleton will be found in the nuclear apocalypse? Yes, it’s true that ofttimes they are oriented in goofy positions, acting out a play of sorts, especially in a rest room, but in the case of this shitter, situated right beside the water main valve in Novosibirsk, I think this death was incidental. Metro: Exodus takes place in 2035, but damn if that toilet wasn’t a popular item circa 1874 and the industrial handwheel valve might have been installed in the 1940s. So who can say when and why this skeleton ended up here? Maybe it had nothing to do with nuclear bombs at all.