Posted on October 6, 2024
Welcome to Silent Hill’s urinal bank!
Not exactly a shitter, but I am not complaining. This is one of the most forward-thinking, steely-gazed, no nonsense opener to a game I’ve seen in some time. Cut right to the chase, where are the shitters? This is the image that greets you as you embark on Shitter Safari into Silent Hill 2 (2024 reboot). Bucket Brigadier ILikeSocks explains: “It looks gorgeous. Never made it far in the original but I feel like everything I’ve seen so far is pretty faithful. But that’s the main menu. Pissers galore. That’s the bathroom where you start off in. It’s the wall opposite the shitters where my character’s back is facing.”
Fuck yeah! This is how we live now! Get with the winning team, lessers, we want to know immediately what the shitter situation is going to be otherwise you are wasting our time and Konami gets it!